Thursday, March 12, 2009

My New Love

I don't know why but I seemed to have fallen for bball. It trains every major and minor part of your body, including ahem. Cuz you'll most likely get banged on your balls whenever you play with someone like me. It certainly can't be helped because I am a guy bursting with testosterone when you put me on the ball. For those of you who don't know the full extent of what this hormone can do to someone, testosterone is the male hormone responsible for a variety of uncontrollable features like aggression and excitement. It can even lead to sexual crimes and sins if the person suffering or enjoying the surge of testosterone can't beat it. Someone like me at least has got some self- control. So no worries. I'll not do any harm to you. I'm just a harmless fly BUZZing around, making a lot of noise and moanings, irritating but innocuous.

Look at me now. What should I do. I've digressed from bball to some substance secreted by the balls. I shall just stop here.